Jay Sean: Jay Sean

Not Your Average Jay Sean Article By Billal

“Hey Billal, my name is Jeeshan, and I want you to give me one good reason as to why I should support Jay Sean”
Dude! There are like a million good reasons to support Jay Sean, and if you’re South Asian there are a million and one. First of all, have you looked at the guy? I’m as straight as they come, but he could probably turn me!(Lets hope not) Secondly, do you want South Asians to be stuck in that whole cab-driving, corner store owning, “Apu” phase? Even if you don’t like Jay Sean, he happens to be pulling all our asses out of that. BUT! I sort of see where you’re coming from. You’re wondering why you have to support a guy who your girlfriend probably thinks about while the 2 of you are “getting intimate”. But, in her defense, yelling out “Jay Sean” is close enough to Jeeshan. Honestly, you should just try playing mind games with her. Next time the two of you are going at it, you yell out Jay Sean’s name first, and see if that doesn’t shake things up. Now I realize some of you people don’t need this talk, especially if you’re like my friend Raj who actually said, and I quote, “Jay Sean is so cool, I would let him have sex with my MOM”. That statement in itself was awkward, but not nearly as awkward as the t-shirts… backpacks…and yes, lunch boxes. I’m here to give you even more reasons as to why you should support Jay Sean.

Firstly, like many of us, Jay Sean was an over achiever in academies and actually got into Medical school, so he too knows the pain of those long hours in the library. Where do you think he got the inspiration for the songs, “Cry” “Down” and “Do you remember”, they’re all exam related. Secondly, Jay Sean doesn’t sell out, he’s got balls. Jay Sean’s old record company Virgin wanted to change his image and music to a more “rock n’ roll” related theme. But Jay was all like, “Nah son, I ain’t on that ish. J-dizzle iz only bout the R&B, ya feel me?” That was me paraphrasing…BUT the point is he dropped a pretty good contract because he had principles and confidence in his ability. After getting screwed that hard, Virgin should definitely consider a name change. Thirdly, Jay Sean keeps it’s real. Now as some of you know Jay Sean is a Sikh, and so in an interview he was asked why he didn’t wear the pagri (turban) or have a beard. He answered that at the moment he was simply to vain, and that to grow a beard and wear a turban takes a certain kind of conviction that he doesn’t have.
Did you also know that Jay Sean is a master of voices? Well not really “master”, he’s ok, and he can really only do the one; but anyway, here he is doing what all guys have attempted, a Borat impression.

That was not too bad an attempt, and also clearly proof he doesn’t care about making as ass of himself. All I can say is “YAZ I like, iz nice.”
Still think Jay Sean isn’t cool? Tell me, if I told you Jay Sean’s work-out routine included being strapped to a Jeep, and having to pull it by his own power alone, would you think he was cool then? Because if that’s the case than just look at this video

That’s right; when Jay Sean’s car breaks down he doesn’t call AAA. He breaks out a rope, ties it to himself, and pulls that mechanical beast to the nearest gas station. I can’t wait to watch Jay Sean swim; I bet you the size of the boat is enormous.
Jeeshan: Billal, I took your advice and I yelled out Jay Sean’s name while having sex with my girlfriend. Then she yelled out his name. Then I yelled it out again. For the next 10 minutes we were both just yelling “Jay Sean.”
Billal: It was a JOKE man, but I’m glad you and your girl are cool.
Jeeshan: Actually we’re not. I sort of lost control and I yelled out something really inappropriate and disgusting
Billal: What did you say?
Jeeshan: “Raghav”
Billal: YO MAN, WTF, THAT’S GAY! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! I THINK I’M GOING TO VOMIT. THIS IS MORE DISTURBING THAN THOSE T-SHIRTS ABOUT RAJ’S MOM!
Jeeshan: Didn’t you buy 2 of those?
Billal: I SAID GET OUT!
“I made it”

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Comments (3)

Anonymous says:
May 7, 2010 at 12:36 pm
hahah good article…the i smell raghav pic is hilarious. Good Job. This is ur best one yet.
Anonymous says:
May 9, 2010 at 1:48 am
good
Megan J aka @mlj5070 says:
August 29, 2010 at 5:17 am
haha, I used to like Jay Sean… then I watched him live on Ustream and now i LOVE HIM!!! lol. He is so chill! And, he tries to do all these other accents and it just cracks me up. I would say i loved the article, but we both know you would just think I was being sarcastic. lol